RHOA - Law by Sheree

Sheree

First off, why is Bob reducing his child support on something that he's NEVER paid. But, that's what you get when you marry for money and not love.

Phaedra hit Sheree's situation ON THE HEAD WITH A NAIL!!! Why would you buy a Porsche when you're complaining about back child support? Who wears Chanel, Dolce & Gabbana to court to complain about $3,000 worth of child support? What judge is going to take you seriously when you are begging for money but wearing Louboutins, Chanel, etc.? I mean how do you not grasp that concept? Whatever happend to a nice skirt or pant suit? Then she has THE NERVE to say how the Atlanta Court System is rigged to be against women! That MAY be true, but don't feed into the stereotype by wearing all these designer clothes and begging for money.

Why Sheree don't wanna take her ex to court? Make your paper boo boo! Sheree feels as if Bob is taking "advantage" of her. Well......what was she doing when she was marrying him for money? Because he sure ain't no looker. I'm sorry, call me superficial or whatever but if you have lazy eye, I don't know how long our relationship could work out. I'd be too busy figuring out which eye to look at instead of getting to know who you really are.

So, Bob is representing himself? Hmmm....He must can't afford a stylist or a suit either with this wrinkled ass shirt he has on, with NO undershirt on. Oooh CONTEMPT, I did my research paper on that. Now don't ask me anything on it (don't worry, I got a B). Wait, so Bob wants furniture. I guess since he's only making $3,000 a month, he needs furniture for himself? No..

Did Bob just poke his tongue out as if he were saying "nanny nanny boo boo" and run off like a little child? I hope the judge sees this and raises his child support. That was TOTALLY uncalled for.


Kandi

Uh oh! Look at Kandi upgrading her bidness!

Charles Grant is keeping it real. "I don't believe in having Louboutin's and Gucci but riding around in a Honda Civic." That doesn't make sense to me either. Priorities people!!! At one point, didn't he play for the Saints? I think I remember his name..

But Charles said, "mens" - is that a word? I mean I know you say "Men's Restroom" but you don't say, "You can't judge us mens" - like that doesn't make sense. I'm really big on grammar, like if you have horrible grammar 1) expect to be corrected or 2) just don't talk around me.

Kandi needs to take her daughter, Riley running or bike riding or to a dance aerobics class or something because Riley is chubby. I know I'm not the skinniest person, but in my defense - I didn't "blow up" until I was about 11 or 12. Riley is 9 and her mom is rich. My parents were not. She can afford to get her a trainer or something. Well, we did do this Pennington Weight Loss study and I gained weight, so that was a #FAIL. But this isn't about me, Riley needs more than a hula hoop. And while you're at it Kandi, make Kim's daughter come too!




Kim

Kim never uses the proper terms for private parts. When I was a child, my mother scolded my brother and I for saying "wee wee" and "cat" and "pee pee" and "poo poo" - we had to say "penis, vagina, urinate and defecate." So yes, people made fun of us for being 5 years old saying, "Mommy, I have to defecate." But we know the proper terms for words. I'm pretty sure Brielle, Ariana and now Baby KJ don't know the proper terms because their mother spoke "baby" to them.

Every time I look at Kim's father, I think about how he pratically BEGGED Phaedra for a job! LMBO!!! Kim doesn't seem suitable to be a parent. She doesn't change his diapers. She's afraid of his "wee wee." She doesn't clean up after her dog. All she does is breastfeed. I mean I know childbirth is a process and you need to heal, but GOT DAMN - what else do you have to do all day. You have no job. Kroy is in NFL and even though they were in the Lockout - he still had to train to get right for when the season started. Smh!!!



Cynthia

Ohhhh Cynthia and NeNe are "thrifting." I want to go SO BADLY! And NeNe is so saditty, "Miss I Don't Wear Clothes Other People Wear" - okay, so how do you know clothes that you've tried on other people haven't worn? I digress.


Phaedra

Phaedra needs to keep doing her job and Sheree needs to keep her day job (which is nothing). She went to school for this, you just watching Law & Order and trying to be Gloria Allred. It ain't gone work boo boo.


Sidebar - Bravo needs to do a better job of these add-in voices because I watch enough reality TV to know when something was added in for more dramatic/comedic effect. Just saying...