Ah! so we begin this episode where the last one left off - the dinner with Memphis and Toya's family. There are SO many of them!!! So Toya got Memphis saying "thangs" now?
Is this Thanksgiving? One Thanksgiving, I suggested that everyone go around and say ONE thing that we were thankful for. It ended up being a thirty minute session, in which my Big Mama decided she wanted to have a Prayer Line and sing and catch the Holy Ghost. Yea, no one takes my suggestions anymore. I'm serious though, she did catch the Holy Ghost.
This scene is pointless. Who cares about Memphis and his mama talking? We want to see Toya and HER family!!! I've never heard of Memphis until he started dating Toya. I'm not judging but...who has he produced a song with? Memphis is too damn old to be wearing a cap with a do-rag underneath it - let's not forget the chain. GHETTO!!!
I don't understand why black men are so hesitant about settling down. Like what are you afraid of? Memphis is afraid to settle down. Like Is it the freedom you're giving up? That's why there are sex stores like Spencer's and whatnot. To keep the romance alive. If a man thinks he has to have sex with different people to feel complete - 1) you shouldn't be with him and 2) that's when you role-play. However, I do agree with Memphis, "I want to get married ONE time" - it's just too much planning to do it over again!
I thought this was the TOYA: FAMILY AFFAIR Show and not the damn MEMPHIS: FAMILY AFFAIR Show. I don't care about Memphis' family. I want to see Crazy Nita get out of rehab!
Ah! YES! Nita is out of rehab! Toya just said, "my mom is talking so good." I'm gonna leave that one alone. Nita is still talking about everything. Like what is she talking about? She all over the place!
Oh no! They doing hair in Toya house?! She steady talking about NOTHING! Smh! I bet everyone like STFU! Lmao! Just like a black person, learn something and you can't STFU about it. Nita just apologized to all her kids for all the wrong she did them while she was "insane (on crack)" - she kept naming kids. I swear, she added some more!
I'm sorry. I wouldn't eat anything Nita cooked. There are probably some chefs in some restaurants who are/were crackheads...BUT I don't know that. So I will continue to eat that food. But since I know Nita was a crackhead, I'll stay away from her food. I have a Cousin named Shirley and she was always on and off crack and steady offered me food when we went to her house to visit (with my grandma) and I NEVER ate. I think I was like 12! (Sidebar: anyone know if Nita is still clean?)
I guess it's true - when you get off drugs (with the exception of marijuana), you gain weight. NITA BLEW UP!!! What's the point of covering her eyes AFTER she saw the opening sign? I mean...I'm just saying. Toya just said, "everythang you axed us fa" - smh! Can we put her in grammar school?
Here goes Trifelon Walter rapping everywhere he goes. Wait, when you're sober off drugs - shouldn't you be not be drunk either? All this champagne may put Nita in a relapse. Oh lawd, Walter got Toya rapping too? That lil rap was POO! Who is Rasheeda? She must be trying to get some exposure because o_0!
I'm sorry but if I was meeting my daughter's boyfriend mother or anyone in my boyfriend's family, I would NOT want them to know that I was FRESH OUTTA REHAB! Smh!
Okay great. Memphis proposed. Too bad we already know they are married now. Moving on....
After Memphis proposed, it looks like they are about to get it on in Nita new cafe! Her lil rap to him almost became a striptease! This is why you get engaged in front of family, at a house - so you can get it on after he proposes...in the bathroom, bedroom, etc.
Toya is dedicating a speech to Nita and she steady trying to talk over her. Smh! Let her speak! I wish Toya would have stood up and given the speech and not have sat on Memphis' lap.
We are going to have to get Toya some subject-verb agreement lessons. "My daughter love you." She steady saying how much school is important to Reginae, when she needs to go back to school and at least sit in on a grammar lesson.
I get mad when people don't use proper subject verb agreement around me.
This episode went by TOO quick! Can't wait to see the drama involving Casey and GayGay (his baby mama)!
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Tweets from Twitter Jail
If you follow me on Twitter (@bre_fromage) then you know that I was tweeting SO much about the BET Awards, that I got myself in Twitter jail! Thanks to @Lo_Key_, @sabrinaelizabet and @maiaboo823 who helped get me out of jail!
Here are some of tweets that I WOULD have posted if I wasn't in jail:
· Ms. Pat: what is justin bieber doing on BET? He aint black!
· LMFAO! Bobby is Shaunie!
· Nick Cannon don’t play bout Mariah!
· I think Keri Hilson hair stylist missed a piece of hair when they were trimming her weave
· Nicki Minaj OBVIOUSLY won that category! No questions asked!
· Why Yung Money gotta bring ALL they crew with them?! They wouldn’t pull this at the Grammy’s
· Just shut up Nicki!
· Nicki couldn’t get nair words out!
· Idris Elba so fine!
· Jill Scott got some huge boobs!!!!
· Okay now I’m bored….
· Nah, Kalenna we aint have to know that you didn’t have on that tape!
Here are some of tweets that I WOULD have posted if I wasn't in jail:
· Ms. Pat: what is justin bieber doing on BET? He aint black!
· LMFAO! Bobby is Shaunie!
· Nick Cannon don’t play bout Mariah!
· I think Keri Hilson hair stylist missed a piece of hair when they were trimming her weave
· Nicki Minaj OBVIOUSLY won that category! No questions asked!
· Why Yung Money gotta bring ALL they crew with them?! They wouldn’t pull this at the Grammy’s
· Just shut up Nicki!
· Nicki couldn’t get nair words out!
· Idris Elba so fine!
· Jill Scott got some huge boobs!!!!
· Okay now I’m bored….
· Nah, Kalenna we aint have to know that you didn’t have on that tape!
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Toya: A Family Affair - Things are Looking Up
Okay great! So this was filmed during the summer! I thought that Toya was just not letting Reginae be in school. She never mentions school or anything. I just thought she wasn't in school. Reginae gave Toya her permission to marry Memphis, I think it's good for her to like the person her mother is with.
So Walter is performing his music now? Looked like the crowd enjoyed the music. I really didn't. To each his own.
Here Rudy and Walter go with this "my mama" business. "You talked to my 'my mama'?" Like um, for real - y'all both came up out the same crack-addicted coot. "Mama" will suffice.
I agree with Toya. Meeting the mother of the person you care about is really hard. Because she cared for him all of his life and you are essentially "taking away her baby."
It's obvious that Memphis is about to propose to Toya. Inviting the family down to NOLA and "telling them what I'm up to." Plus it's all over their Twitter and pictures of Toya's wedding have leaked on MediaTakeOut. Her ex-husband's baby mamas attended (I'll comment on that in another blog.
I'm glad Rudy finally got a job. Although, he needs to get his work ethic up because he wanted to call his boss at 9 or 10 am. BossMan told Rudy to call at 6:45 - early bird gets the worm! Toya wants Rudy to get his GED. What about his diploma? Is he too old for that? Is there an age limit on getting a diploma.
Why can't Memphis get it out about him wanting to marry Toya? I hate when guys get in a relationship or marry someone because "I don't want her with no one else" - wtf that makes NO sense!
I agree with Memphis' (gay brother) who said it's no point in just living with someone. That makes NO sense either. I know one thing, Breanna Jalise Paul is not moving in with anyone unless my dress has been bought and altered, we've gone through marriage counseling, the church is booked and invitations have been sent out. That's how you get caught and trapped with 2 kids and no wedding ring.
Sidebar: I have to say - this episode is really boring. Maybe because Walter hasn't been on it that much. Everything is happy. Where is the drama?!
Memphis is complaining about $1.4 million ring. Isn't the rule that you are supposed to spend 3-months salary on the ring? I thought Memphis was rich? No.....
Memphis said his sister works in "surgery" - turns out she just hands instruments...I don't think I would have shared that! Is it just me or do they have some LARGE ASS families? Smh this is just too much!!!
Memphis reminds me of my country uncle who keeps a thing toothpicks on his belt buckle like a phone case and keeps one either in the corner of his mouth or in his ear. That is so country. Smh!
I'm ready for the next episode already! This episode was really BOR-RINGGGGGGGGG!!! Nita comes home from rehab! Hopefully that will bring some drama!
So Walter is performing his music now? Looked like the crowd enjoyed the music. I really didn't. To each his own.
Here Rudy and Walter go with this "my mama" business. "You talked to my 'my mama'?" Like um, for real - y'all both came up out the same crack-addicted coot. "Mama" will suffice.
I agree with Toya. Meeting the mother of the person you care about is really hard. Because she cared for him all of his life and you are essentially "taking away her baby."
It's obvious that Memphis is about to propose to Toya. Inviting the family down to NOLA and "telling them what I'm up to." Plus it's all over their Twitter and pictures of Toya's wedding have leaked on MediaTakeOut. Her ex-husband's baby mamas attended (I'll comment on that in another blog.
I'm glad Rudy finally got a job. Although, he needs to get his work ethic up because he wanted to call his boss at 9 or 10 am. BossMan told Rudy to call at 6:45 - early bird gets the worm! Toya wants Rudy to get his GED. What about his diploma? Is he too old for that? Is there an age limit on getting a diploma.
Why can't Memphis get it out about him wanting to marry Toya? I hate when guys get in a relationship or marry someone because "I don't want her with no one else" - wtf that makes NO sense!
I agree with Memphis' (gay brother) who said it's no point in just living with someone. That makes NO sense either. I know one thing, Breanna Jalise Paul is not moving in with anyone unless my dress has been bought and altered, we've gone through marriage counseling, the church is booked and invitations have been sent out. That's how you get caught and trapped with 2 kids and no wedding ring.
Sidebar: I have to say - this episode is really boring. Maybe because Walter hasn't been on it that much. Everything is happy. Where is the drama?!
Memphis is complaining about $1.4 million ring. Isn't the rule that you are supposed to spend 3-months salary on the ring? I thought Memphis was rich? No.....
Memphis said his sister works in "surgery" - turns out she just hands instruments...I don't think I would have shared that! Is it just me or do they have some LARGE ASS families? Smh this is just too much!!!
Memphis reminds me of my country uncle who keeps a thing toothpicks on his belt buckle like a phone case and keeps one either in the corner of his mouth or in his ear. That is so country. Smh!
I'm ready for the next episode already! This episode was really BOR-RINGGGGGGGGG!!! Nita comes home from rehab! Hopefully that will bring some drama!
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Braxton Family Values: Reunion
The reunion!
First topic - Trina's drinking problem! I'm sure she was drunk all the time while they were filming. She got a DUI! Her mugshot was HILARIOUS! I'm sure she was drunk because she was just a-smiling like nothing happened! Trina needs to go to rehab! The DUI should have been a wake-up call!
Next topic - The Braxton Album! Don't get me started on this! Traci needs this! Sidebar: Toni's wig 0_o smh! Okay back to the show! I wonder if Tamar married Vince (a producer/Toni's manager) for love. She always mentions, "Tamar married a record producer." I wonder if she married him because she wanted a solo career! There's no way that Mommy Evelyn can force 5 grown women to sing together. Sidebar: Tamar's outfit - the tux, the corsage - she is doing THE MOST.GOV! (.net is a mini-crisis; .com is serious; .org is major; .gox is doing theeeeeeeeeeeeee most)
Who's the Fan Fave? I'll take a wild guess - it's TAMAR! Everyone loves to say .com! Of course it's Tamar! Tamar made the show!
Next topic - the hair! Some of their hairstyles were questionable! Especially Tamar's! I love Tamar but her hair in some of the episodes was 0_O! Even Mommy Evelyn wears wigs! I'm not a fan of weave, I had one (my first year in college) and it lasted for about 3 weeks. It was just too much maintenance.
Ooooh, Trina is tri-sexual! She's had threesomes! Girl, more power to you! People need to quit being so hush hush about sex, especially in the Black community. This is why there are so many down-low guys, girls who have hidden being raped by their uncle and cheating preachers/deacons/parents. I'm just saying
Vince's manager/Toni's manger last name is Herbert. Below the Mason-Dixon line, it's pronounced "Ay-bear" - anywhere else its "Her-bert." I'm going to find out where Vince was born! I'm pretty sure he's an "Ay-bear" and not a "Her-bert!"
All of thesse women have problems. Daddy Cheater cheated on Mommy Evelyn. Toni is divorced. Towanda lives with her husband as a roommate. Trina's husband cheated on her. I'm pretty sure Traci's husband cheats AND abuses her. Tamar just married her husband for the perks. They all have problems. For Mommy Evelyn to be calling white men, "snowflakes" - I can't deal. I like my chocolate! ;)
Wasn't Vince on an episode Sweet 16? He kind of reminds me of Aaron Reid (LA Reid's son) who was on Sweet 16. Maybe it's because they are short, light-skinned, hefty black men in the music industry?
Tamar and Vince check each other's phones. I don't think that should be necessary for a marriage. Now before that, I'm all game. I have checked phones. I'm not ashamed! I'm just reassuring myself.
I'm not going to lie. Traci does act very ghetto, hood, etc. Well no, she just displays very inner-city behavior. She always says, "That's some boll!" and not "That's some bull!." And she says, "Murriland" and not Maryland. That was very hood-like to not cook when she invited her sisters over and not cook. How rude?!
Traci is very angry and upset that she couldn't be apart of the "The Braxtons" album. She's always depressed about not being able to sing. I understand where she's coming from, but she needs to understand that it's not her sisters' fault that she got pregnant. Uh oh, Traci just walked off the stage - for what reason? I always thought Traci was the "middle child" because of the way she acts. It's like she's always being left behind.
Next topic - Daddy Cheater! Why is Mommy Evelyn so quick to talk about her ex-husband? They need to have a big ole session with Dr. Phil because there are a lot of issues that need to be worked out. This caused a lot drama with the sisters' relationship and I hope they can work it out!
Can't wait for next season!
First topic - Trina's drinking problem! I'm sure she was drunk all the time while they were filming. She got a DUI! Her mugshot was HILARIOUS! I'm sure she was drunk because she was just a-smiling like nothing happened! Trina needs to go to rehab! The DUI should have been a wake-up call!
Next topic - The Braxton Album! Don't get me started on this! Traci needs this! Sidebar: Toni's wig 0_o smh! Okay back to the show! I wonder if Tamar married Vince (a producer/Toni's manager) for love. She always mentions, "Tamar married a record producer." I wonder if she married him because she wanted a solo career! There's no way that Mommy Evelyn can force 5 grown women to sing together. Sidebar: Tamar's outfit - the tux, the corsage - she is doing THE MOST.GOV! (.net is a mini-crisis; .com is serious; .org is major; .gox is doing theeeeeeeeeeeeee most)
Who's the Fan Fave? I'll take a wild guess - it's TAMAR! Everyone loves to say .com! Of course it's Tamar! Tamar made the show!
Next topic - the hair! Some of their hairstyles were questionable! Especially Tamar's! I love Tamar but her hair in some of the episodes was 0_O! Even Mommy Evelyn wears wigs! I'm not a fan of weave, I had one (my first year in college) and it lasted for about 3 weeks. It was just too much maintenance.
Ooooh, Trina is tri-sexual! She's had threesomes! Girl, more power to you! People need to quit being so hush hush about sex, especially in the Black community. This is why there are so many down-low guys, girls who have hidden being raped by their uncle and cheating preachers/deacons/parents. I'm just saying
Vince's manager/Toni's manger last name is Herbert. Below the Mason-Dixon line, it's pronounced "Ay-bear" - anywhere else its "Her-bert." I'm going to find out where Vince was born! I'm pretty sure he's an "Ay-bear" and not a "Her-bert!"
All of thesse women have problems. Daddy Cheater cheated on Mommy Evelyn. Toni is divorced. Towanda lives with her husband as a roommate. Trina's husband cheated on her. I'm pretty sure Traci's husband cheats AND abuses her. Tamar just married her husband for the perks. They all have problems. For Mommy Evelyn to be calling white men, "snowflakes" - I can't deal. I like my chocolate! ;)
Wasn't Vince on an episode Sweet 16? He kind of reminds me of Aaron Reid (LA Reid's son) who was on Sweet 16. Maybe it's because they are short, light-skinned, hefty black men in the music industry?
Tamar and Vince check each other's phones. I don't think that should be necessary for a marriage. Now before that, I'm all game. I have checked phones. I'm not ashamed! I'm just reassuring myself.
I'm not going to lie. Traci does act very ghetto, hood, etc. Well no, she just displays very inner-city behavior. She always says, "That's some boll!" and not "That's some bull!." And she says, "Murriland" and not Maryland. That was very hood-like to not cook when she invited her sisters over and not cook. How rude?!
Traci is very angry and upset that she couldn't be apart of the "The Braxtons" album. She's always depressed about not being able to sing. I understand where she's coming from, but she needs to understand that it's not her sisters' fault that she got pregnant. Uh oh, Traci just walked off the stage - for what reason? I always thought Traci was the "middle child" because of the way she acts. It's like she's always being left behind.
Next topic - Daddy Cheater! Why is Mommy Evelyn so quick to talk about her ex-husband? They need to have a big ole session with Dr. Phil because there are a lot of issues that need to be worked out. This caused a lot drama with the sisters' relationship and I hope they can work it out!
Can't wait for next season!
Toya: A Family Affair - Trying to Get to the Altar
Let's see what coonery this episode brings.....
Yay! Crazy Nita can go to Walter's wedding. However, I don't think it's a good idea for her not to go to AA meetings after she get's out. She's been on crack for how many years?
So Walter and Tosha go to eat.....I didn't know pregnant women can eat all that seafood. Isn't mercury a level you're supposed to keep down? Damn, Tosha is kind of big to be 6 months.
Walter, everyone has to go through marriage counseling. Most pastors require the couple that he's marrying to go through some sort of counseling to make sure that this is the right decision. Only a NIGGA would say that! Scrooge always tells me, "Don't be a nigga!"
Walter and his crew go get fitted for tuxedos. I know Walter went to jail for 10 years and all, but you can't tell me that he never went to a wedding. THE BEST MAN IS IN THE WEDDING! I can't deal with him! Rudy must have wrote Walter the most letters in prison for him to be the ONLY sibling in the wedding. Walter wants to wear linen to his wedding 0_o - I only think linen is appropirate for weddings if the wedding on a beach or at a nice, safe park! Otherwise, get your ass in tux!
This is why Walter needs to be in marriage counseling. Why he asking Toya all these questions like she been married before. Oh wait, she was to Wayne - how'd that work out?
I'm not sure I believe in Bachelor/Bachelorette parties. You need to do all that parties before you ask me to marry you! All that leads to is drama and questions. I don't like them ESPECIALLY if they are the night before the wedding. You need to party, see naked women and what have you before you make a committment to me! That's all I'm saying.
Wait. Isn't Tosha 6 months pregnant? I hope Baby Pai'Chence is okay. Maybe that's why they attempted to name the baby Patience because the baby needed to be patient to enter the world. This is why people don't need to get married while pregnant.
Maybe they shouldn't get married. How it's 4:39 and you don't have your wedding dress? The first thing I will do when I get is engaged is pick a date, find a dress and book the church. I would NOT wait until 21 minutes before my wedding to find a dress! That's what I'm not gonna do!
They don't need to be stressing Crazy Nita out, she may go back to crack! Okay, Reginae - please sit down. You are 12. This is grown folk business!
For Walter to not have a car to bring his baby home, but want to have a lavish wedding while his baby mama is pregnant - I just can't deal. He needs to get his priorities in check!
Is this the Marriot on Canal Street? Walter can't afford to pay the Limo Man, is about to have a "brand-new baby (as Toya puts it)" but wants to get married. Aw Look at Crack Daddy trying to give advice to Walter! Toya and Walter need to quit this My Daddy/ My Mama business - y'all share parents!
Wow Tosha is dress is pretty to say she found it 21 mintues ago. I guess it's no sense in wearing all white since she pregnant huh? Wait why is Walter walking Tosha down the aisle? Isn't that something that her father, brother, father figure supposed to do. You not supposed to walk your bride to the altar. For Toya to call Tosha "his wifey" when they actually married is just too much! You can tell she really doesn't like her!
I want to see how Memphis proposes to Toya! Ready for next episode! These episodes need to be an hour! 30 minutes is just not enough!
Yay! Crazy Nita can go to Walter's wedding. However, I don't think it's a good idea for her not to go to AA meetings after she get's out. She's been on crack for how many years?
So Walter and Tosha go to eat.....I didn't know pregnant women can eat all that seafood. Isn't mercury a level you're supposed to keep down? Damn, Tosha is kind of big to be 6 months.
Walter, everyone has to go through marriage counseling. Most pastors require the couple that he's marrying to go through some sort of counseling to make sure that this is the right decision. Only a NIGGA would say that! Scrooge always tells me, "Don't be a nigga!"
Walter and his crew go get fitted for tuxedos. I know Walter went to jail for 10 years and all, but you can't tell me that he never went to a wedding. THE BEST MAN IS IN THE WEDDING! I can't deal with him! Rudy must have wrote Walter the most letters in prison for him to be the ONLY sibling in the wedding. Walter wants to wear linen to his wedding 0_o - I only think linen is appropirate for weddings if the wedding on a beach or at a nice, safe park! Otherwise, get your ass in tux!
This is why Walter needs to be in marriage counseling. Why he asking Toya all these questions like she been married before. Oh wait, she was to Wayne - how'd that work out?
I'm not sure I believe in Bachelor/Bachelorette parties. You need to do all that parties before you ask me to marry you! All that leads to is drama and questions. I don't like them ESPECIALLY if they are the night before the wedding. You need to party, see naked women and what have you before you make a committment to me! That's all I'm saying.
Wait. Isn't Tosha 6 months pregnant? I hope Baby Pai'Chence is okay. Maybe that's why they attempted to name the baby Patience because the baby needed to be patient to enter the world. This is why people don't need to get married while pregnant.
Maybe they shouldn't get married. How it's 4:39 and you don't have your wedding dress? The first thing I will do when I get is engaged is pick a date, find a dress and book the church. I would NOT wait until 21 minutes before my wedding to find a dress! That's what I'm not gonna do!
They don't need to be stressing Crazy Nita out, she may go back to crack! Okay, Reginae - please sit down. You are 12. This is grown folk business!
For Walter to not have a car to bring his baby home, but want to have a lavish wedding while his baby mama is pregnant - I just can't deal. He needs to get his priorities in check!
Is this the Marriot on Canal Street? Walter can't afford to pay the Limo Man, is about to have a "brand-new baby (as Toya puts it)" but wants to get married. Aw Look at Crack Daddy trying to give advice to Walter! Toya and Walter need to quit this My Daddy/ My Mama business - y'all share parents!
Wow Tosha is dress is pretty to say she found it 21 mintues ago. I guess it's no sense in wearing all white since she pregnant huh? Wait why is Walter walking Tosha down the aisle? Isn't that something that her father, brother, father figure supposed to do. You not supposed to walk your bride to the altar. For Toya to call Tosha "his wifey" when they actually married is just too much! You can tell she really doesn't like her!
I want to see how Memphis proposes to Toya! Ready for next episode! These episodes need to be an hour! 30 minutes is just not enough!
Braxton Family Values: Season Finale
This blog is kind of hard for me to write because from experience, I do not like cheaters. I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR THEM! I DO NOT RESPECT THEM! I LOATHE THEM! How hard is it to leave the person you're with to be with the other person? That's just selfish! I can't deal. Here goes...
So the girls are still upset about Daddy Cheater not coming to the dinner? Get over it! Maybe I'm being kind of harsh since Scrooge (my daddy) made me mad. However, that e-mail/text message that he sent was too much. He left the family for another woman, got married 30 days after the divorce was final and wants to know why bringing up his name causes so much drama.
I don't feel that Traci should be the one to have to call Daddy Cheater just because they talk more. He didn't show up to the dinner, what makes you think that he will answer the phone? He's not!
I wish the sisters hurry up and decide whether or not they can/will do the Braxton's Album. I mean Toni could use the money. She's out buying/leasing houses in LA but just declared bankruptcy, and is going to be picky about when she starts her career. This album means a lot to Traci. She had to leave the first album because she got pregnant, let her sing dammit!
YAY! Daddy Cheater is going to come to Atlanta. That's odd. He didn't show up to a restaurant in Murriland but wants to fly out to Atlanta. Daddy Cheater didn't show up because he went to church? Well, I'll let that slide, maybe he's reading the Ten Commandments (especially the one about THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY)! But I digress...
Towanda and Andre need to get divorced. They are just living together for the kids. WHAT?! That makes no sense. Y'all live in two different bedrooms. That can't be healthy for the kids! Who wants two parents living in two different rooms? Towanda still loves Andre because of the way that she defended him. Tamar, Andre is not a baby-sitter. He's just a "house-spouse" or a "stay-at-home dad." But I mean, since the kids are in school, he could get a job to work while they are in school...I'm just saying. A good father IS a provider. BUT Towanda is still in love with him. It's hard to not be in love with someone while being with them for a long time.
Okay, who is the divorce lawyer? Is he Dr. Phil? Is he Oprah? Like wth sir? No sir, she doesn't want to think about it! They've been living in separate bedrooms for a while now! She didn't even kiss him good-bye when she left for Russia!
I'm happy for Traci! She needs to move down to Atlanta! Kevin Sr is doing the most. Traci needs to be happy for once. I know one damn thing, I ain't giving up anything just because I have a child. My baby will be right there with me! She deserves this second chance because she's been crying about not being able to sing with her sisters all season.
Time for the dinner with Daddy Cheater and Mommy Evelyn! Okay, what is on Tamar's head? It looks like a cheap lacefront, sorry girl. That is hit.com! Yay! Daddy Cheater showed up! These sisters need to find something else to help them ease their mind besides alcohol. Daddy Cheater is wrong for not interacting with his children. His grandkids don't even know him. Grandkids are supposed to be spoiled by grandparents, not not know who the hell they are!
Here Tamar gvoes starting mess. Everyone knows Daddy Cheater cheated on Mommy Evelyn. I don't blame her for leaving. If my husband cheats on me, he can pack his bags and get to stepping. OMG! Did Daddy Cheater just call Mommy Evelyn "a dirty lie" - not a clean lie, or a bold-face lie but a DIRTY LIE! Daddy Cheater is doing the most telling the girls that their mom is controlling their life. He gave that up when he kept that affair going for nine years!
Sidebar: does the whole family wear lacefronts? Okay back to the episode...
Daddy Cheater is too old to be getting his ears pierced. Alright! Mommy Evelyn for telling him that he is going to hell! Well, if he didn't repent, then he is! So Daddy Cheater cheated because the kids were gone? OMG! This man is doing the most! I can't take him! I'm putting my hand up with a HALT because his new wife's name is Wanda. She sound like a homewrecker. Daddy Cheater, I'm pretty sure Mommy Evelyn filed for divorce since she was cheated ON!
Of course, they have to talk about it again. Nonsense. I do agree with Traci. It is between the parents, but since everyone is grown and the children know what's going on.
For Andre to say "That's fine" all nonchalant and whatnot is just the most. He didn't even react. I'm sure he expected it, ya know since they live in separate bedrooms and whatnot. Aw, the kids like Andre better than Towanda - well of course! She's working and he's a house spouse. Kids are like dogs. They'll like whoever feeds them and plays with them. They also hug you after you discipline them. I don't believe that Andre is "fighting for his family" - he needs to get a job! And how does Toni that Andre is fighting. I'm sorry, my sister does not need to be talking to my husband/roommate about anything unless it's where to pick up the kids if I'm unavailable. That's kinda shady! Hmm.....
Toni is being really selfish for being "featured" on the album and not doing it all. Traci is only moving to Atlanta IF the Braxton's Album comes out. Tamar is being just as selfish for not participating. Traci needs/wants/deserves another chance to showcase her talent. What's one reason y'all don't want to do it? Toni, you need the money and Tamar's solo career hasn't taken off. So she can go on and "do-wop-pop-bop" with the rest of her sisters. Let Traci sing dammit!
Oh no! For this man to be crying in marriage counseling because he had to quit seeing Wanda, I can't deal. I have one question, where are the grandkids? Are they hearing all this? They should have done this at home. Why black folks always gotta go somewhere to argue? Maury, Reality TV shows, etc. - do that at home! For Daddy Cheater to say that Wanda was his lover and friend for 10 years. This man is doing the most! I can't deal!
So Traci is moving to Atlanta and Toni is moving LA. How does Toni recruit Towanda to move to LA? This is not good. Traci must be the middle child because she always gets left behind. Poor Traci.
I'm sorry Tamar, that pitch was not perfect. I'm no Randy Jackson but....it's just not working dawg. Toni needs to show up! She needs to be the oldest and take charge and take a sacrifice for her sisters! Traci does not need to take 10 deep breaths! Y'all need to convince Toni to do the damn thing! Poor Traci! Her last chance just slipped right out of her hands!
So the girls are still upset about Daddy Cheater not coming to the dinner? Get over it! Maybe I'm being kind of harsh since Scrooge (my daddy) made me mad. However, that e-mail/text message that he sent was too much. He left the family for another woman, got married 30 days after the divorce was final and wants to know why bringing up his name causes so much drama.
I don't feel that Traci should be the one to have to call Daddy Cheater just because they talk more. He didn't show up to the dinner, what makes you think that he will answer the phone? He's not!
I wish the sisters hurry up and decide whether or not they can/will do the Braxton's Album. I mean Toni could use the money. She's out buying/leasing houses in LA but just declared bankruptcy, and is going to be picky about when she starts her career. This album means a lot to Traci. She had to leave the first album because she got pregnant, let her sing dammit!
YAY! Daddy Cheater is going to come to Atlanta. That's odd. He didn't show up to a restaurant in Murriland but wants to fly out to Atlanta. Daddy Cheater didn't show up because he went to church? Well, I'll let that slide, maybe he's reading the Ten Commandments (especially the one about THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY)! But I digress...
Towanda and Andre need to get divorced. They are just living together for the kids. WHAT?! That makes no sense. Y'all live in two different bedrooms. That can't be healthy for the kids! Who wants two parents living in two different rooms? Towanda still loves Andre because of the way that she defended him. Tamar, Andre is not a baby-sitter. He's just a "house-spouse" or a "stay-at-home dad." But I mean, since the kids are in school, he could get a job to work while they are in school...I'm just saying. A good father IS a provider. BUT Towanda is still in love with him. It's hard to not be in love with someone while being with them for a long time.
Okay, who is the divorce lawyer? Is he Dr. Phil? Is he Oprah? Like wth sir? No sir, she doesn't want to think about it! They've been living in separate bedrooms for a while now! She didn't even kiss him good-bye when she left for Russia!
I'm happy for Traci! She needs to move down to Atlanta! Kevin Sr is doing the most. Traci needs to be happy for once. I know one damn thing, I ain't giving up anything just because I have a child. My baby will be right there with me! She deserves this second chance because she's been crying about not being able to sing with her sisters all season.
Time for the dinner with Daddy Cheater and Mommy Evelyn! Okay, what is on Tamar's head? It looks like a cheap lacefront, sorry girl. That is hit.com! Yay! Daddy Cheater showed up! These sisters need to find something else to help them ease their mind besides alcohol. Daddy Cheater is wrong for not interacting with his children. His grandkids don't even know him. Grandkids are supposed to be spoiled by grandparents, not not know who the hell they are!
Here Tamar gvoes starting mess. Everyone knows Daddy Cheater cheated on Mommy Evelyn. I don't blame her for leaving. If my husband cheats on me, he can pack his bags and get to stepping. OMG! Did Daddy Cheater just call Mommy Evelyn "a dirty lie" - not a clean lie, or a bold-face lie but a DIRTY LIE! Daddy Cheater is doing the most telling the girls that their mom is controlling their life. He gave that up when he kept that affair going for nine years!
Sidebar: does the whole family wear lacefronts? Okay back to the episode...
Daddy Cheater is too old to be getting his ears pierced. Alright! Mommy Evelyn for telling him that he is going to hell! Well, if he didn't repent, then he is! So Daddy Cheater cheated because the kids were gone? OMG! This man is doing the most! I can't take him! I'm putting my hand up with a HALT because his new wife's name is Wanda. She sound like a homewrecker. Daddy Cheater, I'm pretty sure Mommy Evelyn filed for divorce since she was cheated ON!
Of course, they have to talk about it again. Nonsense. I do agree with Traci. It is between the parents, but since everyone is grown and the children know what's going on.
For Andre to say "That's fine" all nonchalant and whatnot is just the most. He didn't even react. I'm sure he expected it, ya know since they live in separate bedrooms and whatnot. Aw, the kids like Andre better than Towanda - well of course! She's working and he's a house spouse. Kids are like dogs. They'll like whoever feeds them and plays with them. They also hug you after you discipline them. I don't believe that Andre is "fighting for his family" - he needs to get a job! And how does Toni that Andre is fighting. I'm sorry, my sister does not need to be talking to my husband/roommate about anything unless it's where to pick up the kids if I'm unavailable. That's kinda shady! Hmm.....
Toni is being really selfish for being "featured" on the album and not doing it all. Traci is only moving to Atlanta IF the Braxton's Album comes out. Tamar is being just as selfish for not participating. Traci needs/wants/deserves another chance to showcase her talent. What's one reason y'all don't want to do it? Toni, you need the money and Tamar's solo career hasn't taken off. So she can go on and "do-wop-pop-bop" with the rest of her sisters. Let Traci sing dammit!
Oh no! For this man to be crying in marriage counseling because he had to quit seeing Wanda, I can't deal. I have one question, where are the grandkids? Are they hearing all this? They should have done this at home. Why black folks always gotta go somewhere to argue? Maury, Reality TV shows, etc. - do that at home! For Daddy Cheater to say that Wanda was his lover and friend for 10 years. This man is doing the most! I can't deal!
So Traci is moving to Atlanta and Toni is moving LA. How does Toni recruit Towanda to move to LA? This is not good. Traci must be the middle child because she always gets left behind. Poor Traci.
I'm sorry Tamar, that pitch was not perfect. I'm no Randy Jackson but....it's just not working dawg. Toni needs to show up! She needs to be the oldest and take charge and take a sacrifice for her sisters! Traci does not need to take 10 deep breaths! Y'all need to convince Toni to do the damn thing! Poor Traci! Her last chance just slipped right out of her hands!
Monday, June 13, 2011
Basketball Wives - 6/13 Episode
I'm ready for this drama!!! I'm typing this blog as the episode airs, so forgive me! I'll try to go back and re-write it for those who don't watch the show but read the blog.
We start out with Suzie and Royce playing tennis. Suzie's outfit made me want a tennis skirt! I haven't played tennis in years! I used to play but I told my parents that it was too hot at practice, so they let me quit. My kids aren't quitting activities! I quit too much and I regret all of it now. Dance, gymnastics, piano, tennis - I could go on!
Okay, back to the show!
Where did Royce get all of this new-found independence and confidence?! She's too outspoken! Go back to your corner! And keep to yourself! Ever since the reunion, all she does is pop off at the mouth! For what reason? I guess, she read the blogs and saw how she was being portrayed and decided to make a change?
It's great to see Shaunie with her kids, because we never see that side of her! I forgot her and Shaq had all them little kids!
Hm...Evelyn and Chad want twins? That's a LOT to take care of at once! I wish them all the best! However, they already have a Brady Bunch - Evelyn has one child and Chad has four. That's enough! I don't know if I could take on being the step-mother to other children. Because I already know that I won't be able to love them the same as my child that I birthed from my vagina! It's not the same.
Royce decides to have a BBQ party and seafood. I wonder how Miami seafood tastes? Is it the same as in the South? I'm sorry, but Royce's friends look like hookers. I mean the red hair...thick eyebrows...too much. I'm sorry, anyone with red hair, I automatically think that you're a hooker and want attention. Royce constantly says that she's not worried about Jen or Evelyn but in every conversation, she's bringing their names up. I guess you are still worried about them since all you do is talk about them.
Meeka, Meeka, Meeka - she's constantly stirring up drama. Just keep your mouth shut. Simple as that! Meeka, yes you are in the middle. You put yourself in that situation. I'm ready to see when she gets called out!
Watch Evelyn and Chad have like octuplets! That's usually what happens when people go the in-vitro route. Wait, Chad didn't know how old Evelyn was? She had to keep repeating her age like he didn't know her age.
It's something about Evelyn's teeth that bother me. She's approaching the Hilary Duff line. Almost like a horse?
Shaunie and Meeka are having drinks. When will these girls learn to keep their business to themselves? Like the circle is only so big, so stuff is bound to get around to everybody eventually! I'm pretty sure that Meeka didn't listen, she never shuts up! All she does is talk, talk, talk!
Royce's new puppy looks like Oprah's dog, Sadie. That looks kinda shady. How you just go in the store and walk out with a puppy? Like it didn't seem like they signed any papers or anything? It seemed like he really just took the dog out the cage and handed it to Royce. Aww, this makes me want a puppy!
I think Evelyn and Chad are trying to play God with intervening and trying to dictate only having boys. Take what God decides to give you! Ungrateful! I wonder how many men have ejaculated in that room! Just the thought! I bet the janitors don't even really clean the chairs!
Suzie is feeling bad for Meeka. I don't! Meeka runs her mouth too much and needs to what she says and to whom she says it to! You didn't learn that in middle school, high school or college? Keep what you don't want to get out to yourself, or get a therapist! They can't tell anyone! LOL!
I'm sick of Royce's outfits! She dresses like she's in middle school. She looks better in her interviews but in her everyday outfits - the hair, sunglasses, earrings, etc. It's just too much. I think had some sunglasses like that when I was in 9th grade and I thought I was the shit. Now that I look back at pictures, I'm like 0_o!
Are Royce and Suzie BFFs? I mean, they are always together. Suzie must need some money because she been on every episode now. BTW, her hair is TOO long! It looks like it intervenes with daily activities. I wish Royce scrawny ass would throw a brick at me! Suzie says she never wants to be in the middle, but she constantly bringing up mess! Smh! Suzie is annoying! I'm convinced Royce is in middle school - all those pimples!
I wish my husband would tell me that I'm fat when I'm pregnant with HIS child. The devil is a lie! Evelyn and Chad's baby will be crazy! They are test-tube babies! Omg! That is so ghetto! Only a nigga will ask for some lotion to masturbate with! Evelyn must really like butterflies (those earrings)! I wonder how many people have jacked off in that room? I'm sure it's all kind of sperm from random people everywhere.
Meeka! STFU! Let Royce talk! How does Shaunie even know Meeka? Here we go again with this she say/she say drama! It's all a bunch of irrelvant mess! Entertaining mess, but irrelvant nonetheless. Royce should invest in some Chanel sunglasses or Tom Ford ones not the ones that are in the mall that 1 for $12 and 2 for $20!
Royce's daddy is right, "Every man is different" - that is true! Every man claim they are different and the one. Until they get comfortable! Royce - that's a bold face lie! How you say that you didn't like Dwayne like that when you put cheap ass lingerie for that nigga? And wanted to marry him? Lies people tell. Royce needs to quit being so desperate! It's okay to be by yourself! You need to grow for yourself so that when you and the person you care about are together for each other.
YES! YES! YES! Time for the dinner! Oh yea, I forgot Jen was on the show. She wasn't on this episode like at all. Shouldn't Tami and Meeka be there too? Evelyn looks like she is about to smack a bitch! Her nose is all flared up and her eyebrows are up. Royce, WHYYYYY would Jen leak pictures of her vagina out like that?! You dummy! Suzie is doing the most!
Royce is doing theeeee most when she comes out saying, "I don't like you or your ways!" - like damn? Can you order a drink first? This is how Twitter ruins lives and relationships! People can see who you're following and if your page is public, they can see what you tweet and to whom you tweet! Take notes! Really though, what does Royce do all day? She's not dancing, well at least I don't think. Where is Royce's book? What's the title? Where is it being sold? Or is she pulling a Maya Wilkes (from Girlfriends) and selling it on the side of the interstate? What is Royce wearing? It's like a kimono...but not really?
Okay, that fight was poo! I mean it was everything the previews showed! I was really wanting to see who would beat up who, since Royce couldn't pick up a brick or anything.
We start out with Suzie and Royce playing tennis. Suzie's outfit made me want a tennis skirt! I haven't played tennis in years! I used to play but I told my parents that it was too hot at practice, so they let me quit. My kids aren't quitting activities! I quit too much and I regret all of it now. Dance, gymnastics, piano, tennis - I could go on!
Okay, back to the show!
Where did Royce get all of this new-found independence and confidence?! She's too outspoken! Go back to your corner! And keep to yourself! Ever since the reunion, all she does is pop off at the mouth! For what reason? I guess, she read the blogs and saw how she was being portrayed and decided to make a change?
It's great to see Shaunie with her kids, because we never see that side of her! I forgot her and Shaq had all them little kids!
Hm...Evelyn and Chad want twins? That's a LOT to take care of at once! I wish them all the best! However, they already have a Brady Bunch - Evelyn has one child and Chad has four. That's enough! I don't know if I could take on being the step-mother to other children. Because I already know that I won't be able to love them the same as my child that I birthed from my vagina! It's not the same.
Royce decides to have a BBQ party and seafood. I wonder how Miami seafood tastes? Is it the same as in the South? I'm sorry, but Royce's friends look like hookers. I mean the red hair...thick eyebrows...too much. I'm sorry, anyone with red hair, I automatically think that you're a hooker and want attention. Royce constantly says that she's not worried about Jen or Evelyn but in every conversation, she's bringing their names up. I guess you are still worried about them since all you do is talk about them.
Meeka, Meeka, Meeka - she's constantly stirring up drama. Just keep your mouth shut. Simple as that! Meeka, yes you are in the middle. You put yourself in that situation. I'm ready to see when she gets called out!
Watch Evelyn and Chad have like octuplets! That's usually what happens when people go the in-vitro route. Wait, Chad didn't know how old Evelyn was? She had to keep repeating her age like he didn't know her age.
It's something about Evelyn's teeth that bother me. She's approaching the Hilary Duff line. Almost like a horse?
Shaunie and Meeka are having drinks. When will these girls learn to keep their business to themselves? Like the circle is only so big, so stuff is bound to get around to everybody eventually! I'm pretty sure that Meeka didn't listen, she never shuts up! All she does is talk, talk, talk!
Royce's new puppy looks like Oprah's dog, Sadie. That looks kinda shady. How you just go in the store and walk out with a puppy? Like it didn't seem like they signed any papers or anything? It seemed like he really just took the dog out the cage and handed it to Royce. Aww, this makes me want a puppy!
I think Evelyn and Chad are trying to play God with intervening and trying to dictate only having boys. Take what God decides to give you! Ungrateful! I wonder how many men have ejaculated in that room! Just the thought! I bet the janitors don't even really clean the chairs!
Suzie is feeling bad for Meeka. I don't! Meeka runs her mouth too much and needs to what she says and to whom she says it to! You didn't learn that in middle school, high school or college? Keep what you don't want to get out to yourself, or get a therapist! They can't tell anyone! LOL!
I'm sick of Royce's outfits! She dresses like she's in middle school. She looks better in her interviews but in her everyday outfits - the hair, sunglasses, earrings, etc. It's just too much. I think had some sunglasses like that when I was in 9th grade and I thought I was the shit. Now that I look back at pictures, I'm like 0_o!
Are Royce and Suzie BFFs? I mean, they are always together. Suzie must need some money because she been on every episode now. BTW, her hair is TOO long! It looks like it intervenes with daily activities. I wish Royce scrawny ass would throw a brick at me! Suzie says she never wants to be in the middle, but she constantly bringing up mess! Smh! Suzie is annoying! I'm convinced Royce is in middle school - all those pimples!
I wish my husband would tell me that I'm fat when I'm pregnant with HIS child. The devil is a lie! Evelyn and Chad's baby will be crazy! They are test-tube babies! Omg! That is so ghetto! Only a nigga will ask for some lotion to masturbate with! Evelyn must really like butterflies (those earrings)! I wonder how many people have jacked off in that room? I'm sure it's all kind of sperm from random people everywhere.
Meeka! STFU! Let Royce talk! How does Shaunie even know Meeka? Here we go again with this she say/she say drama! It's all a bunch of irrelvant mess! Entertaining mess, but irrelvant nonetheless. Royce should invest in some Chanel sunglasses or Tom Ford ones not the ones that are in the mall that 1 for $12 and 2 for $20!
Royce's daddy is right, "Every man is different" - that is true! Every man claim they are different and the one. Until they get comfortable! Royce - that's a bold face lie! How you say that you didn't like Dwayne like that when you put cheap ass lingerie for that nigga? And wanted to marry him? Lies people tell. Royce needs to quit being so desperate! It's okay to be by yourself! You need to grow for yourself so that when you and the person you care about are together for each other.
YES! YES! YES! Time for the dinner! Oh yea, I forgot Jen was on the show. She wasn't on this episode like at all. Shouldn't Tami and Meeka be there too? Evelyn looks like she is about to smack a bitch! Her nose is all flared up and her eyebrows are up. Royce, WHYYYYY would Jen leak pictures of her vagina out like that?! You dummy! Suzie is doing the most!
Royce is doing theeeee most when she comes out saying, "I don't like you or your ways!" - like damn? Can you order a drink first? This is how Twitter ruins lives and relationships! People can see who you're following and if your page is public, they can see what you tweet and to whom you tweet! Take notes! Really though, what does Royce do all day? She's not dancing, well at least I don't think. Where is Royce's book? What's the title? Where is it being sold? Or is she pulling a Maya Wilkes (from Girlfriends) and selling it on the side of the interstate? What is Royce wearing? It's like a kimono...but not really?
Okay, that fight was poo! I mean it was everything the previews showed! I was really wanting to see who would beat up who, since Royce couldn't pick up a brick or anything.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Toya: A Family Affair - Fulfilling Dreams
We start out with Toya getting "thangs" together for the opening of her Garb Boutique. (What is a garb?) I've always said this - Toya always says "thangs" - OMG! That irks my nerves! :/
For Toya to say that, "school is where it starts" but she didn't graduate from school, did Wayne? And why is Reginae never shown doing homework? I guess it's, "do as I say" huh?
Damn! Toya's daddy got a lotta kids! Of course the little niglet wants to be a basketball player. Smh! I wish my godson or my future sons would utter those words! Boy, you better get an education! Because that's the ONLY thing people can not take away from you!
That's just too many damn kids! Can someone give this man a vasectomy (sp)? Toya daddy was just being nasty because those are MULTIPLE WOMEN he slept with UNPROTECTED!!! I wonder how many STDs that man got?!
I'm sure Nita was on drugs before she met y'all daddy. So you can't blame all that on that man!
Casey, baby - I'm sorry. If you're THAT hungry - you need some MEAT and VEGGIES, not no damn McKenzie's donuts! That's just being trifiling, like Trifelon Walter! (I have to admit, I just LOVE picking at Walter)!
Aw Toya and Memphis are just so cute! Lmao at Memphis saying, "Damn! I can't believe your daddy got all them kids!" Memphis needs to be more serious about raising a family with Toya, "we can do it" - like wtf? This is not Nike sir, this is not something "we do" like picking a movie date. This is a lifetime that we are going to be connected with each other. People take raising kids, too lightly these days!
Here Walter goes saying "chea" - (for those who don't know what he means, he's trying to say "here"). His name is too proper for him to be a straight up hoodlum! See Walter would be the type of nigga to ask his sister fiance for a record deal! I bet he walks around with demo cassettes (not CDs) in his back pocket or in his baby mama purse!
They really gave Reginae a show 0_o - she gone be one of those confused, white girls who do whatever because her daddy supplies the check. Who calls out the Sagitarrius? That's such a random sign. Most people say Virgo, Gemini, etc. but not Sagitarrius'!
For Reginae to say, "Nivea is like a sister to me" - I can't deal. No, she's not! She's your daddy baby mama! Reginae and this dance and her singing, "Do...you...miss...my...daddy?" - this is just too much! Everyone misses Wayne! He's in jail! Hell the fans missed him too! I feel like the talk show was okay - there were a lot of lulls and awkwards silences but this is one reason why a 12-year does NOT need a talk show!
Another thing, why are Toya and Nivea like BFF? I've noticed this on Twitter too! They're all BFF with Wayne's other baby mama, Lauren London too. They just too close for comfort of my liking. I would be cordial to my husband's baby mama, but I'd NEVER have her ass over for dinner!
Anyone figure out what is a Garb is? No..okay..
Kudos to Toya for getting a boutique on Magazine Street. That's where all the shee-shee-poo-poo boutiques are! Her little speech seemed (somewhat) fake/rehearsed but warm nonetheless, because I got all warm inside! Geaux Toya!
All this crying! Get outta here with that! Awww aren't Toya and Memphis too cute! I love little pecks in public! Shows you that your man isn't ashamed to be with you and wants everyone to know that you are his baby!
Can't wait for next week! Walter's baby mama (who's other kids are named Chyna and Itali) has their baby. I heard her name is Pai'chence (I think it's pronounced Patience)!
Check back next week!
For Toya to say that, "school is where it starts" but she didn't graduate from school, did Wayne? And why is Reginae never shown doing homework? I guess it's, "do as I say" huh?
Damn! Toya's daddy got a lotta kids! Of course the little niglet wants to be a basketball player. Smh! I wish my godson or my future sons would utter those words! Boy, you better get an education! Because that's the ONLY thing people can not take away from you!
That's just too many damn kids! Can someone give this man a vasectomy (sp)? Toya daddy was just being nasty because those are MULTIPLE WOMEN he slept with UNPROTECTED!!! I wonder how many STDs that man got?!
I'm sure Nita was on drugs before she met y'all daddy. So you can't blame all that on that man!
Casey, baby - I'm sorry. If you're THAT hungry - you need some MEAT and VEGGIES, not no damn McKenzie's donuts! That's just being trifiling, like Trifelon Walter! (I have to admit, I just LOVE picking at Walter)!
Aw Toya and Memphis are just so cute! Lmao at Memphis saying, "Damn! I can't believe your daddy got all them kids!" Memphis needs to be more serious about raising a family with Toya, "we can do it" - like wtf? This is not Nike sir, this is not something "we do" like picking a movie date. This is a lifetime that we are going to be connected with each other. People take raising kids, too lightly these days!
Here Walter goes saying "chea" - (for those who don't know what he means, he's trying to say "here"). His name is too proper for him to be a straight up hoodlum! See Walter would be the type of nigga to ask his sister fiance for a record deal! I bet he walks around with demo cassettes (not CDs) in his back pocket or in his baby mama purse!
They really gave Reginae a show 0_o - she gone be one of those confused, white girls who do whatever because her daddy supplies the check. Who calls out the Sagitarrius? That's such a random sign. Most people say Virgo, Gemini, etc. but not Sagitarrius'!
For Reginae to say, "Nivea is like a sister to me" - I can't deal. No, she's not! She's your daddy baby mama! Reginae and this dance and her singing, "Do...you...miss...my...daddy?" - this is just too much! Everyone misses Wayne! He's in jail! Hell the fans missed him too! I feel like the talk show was okay - there were a lot of lulls and awkwards silences but this is one reason why a 12-year does NOT need a talk show!
Another thing, why are Toya and Nivea like BFF? I've noticed this on Twitter too! They're all BFF with Wayne's other baby mama, Lauren London too. They just too close for comfort of my liking. I would be cordial to my husband's baby mama, but I'd NEVER have her ass over for dinner!
Anyone figure out what is a Garb is? No..okay..
Kudos to Toya for getting a boutique on Magazine Street. That's where all the shee-shee-poo-poo boutiques are! Her little speech seemed (somewhat) fake/rehearsed but warm nonetheless, because I got all warm inside! Geaux Toya!
All this crying! Get outta here with that! Awww aren't Toya and Memphis too cute! I love little pecks in public! Shows you that your man isn't ashamed to be with you and wants everyone to know that you are his baby!
Can't wait for next week! Walter's baby mama (who's other kids are named Chyna and Itali) has their baby. I heard her name is Pai'chence (I think it's pronounced Patience)!
Check back next week!
Braxton Family Values: 6/7 episode
We start out with Trina's therapy session with Dr. Sherri. It seemed like a joke! Everything she laughed at! Does she realize she got a DUI?! Like she gotta go pick up trash on the side of the road? Pay TONS of fines/fees? This is serious!!!
In the beginning, I think they should go home for closure. However I do feel the same way about them upset with their Daddy who's a minister cheating on Mommy Evelyn. I know a few ministers/deacons sleeping with church folk and cheating on their wives!
Umm yea...about those old family pictures: Toni looks the same, she looks better with age. Towanda looks like she had a happy childhood, she was always cheesing. Tamar was an ugly ass child! I'm glad Mommy Evelyn had her in braces! I'm also glad she got some plastic surgery but she needs to stop because she's gone overboard. Traci looks the same. I didn't get a chance to see Trina
Trina should have taken Dr. Sherri's advice. Why would you drive yourself to dinner and order a glass of wine? Gabe is right for bringing it up! You need to be reminded until it soaks in your head! QUIT DRINKING!
Toni is hella late! Like all the time! I would always tell her an hour before the time so she would only be "fashionably late."
Trip: I'm mad Mommy Evelyn hasn't seen her grandson in over a year! Smh! I would be too upset if Grandma Gail or my Big Mama ain't seen me in over a year and I had rheumatoid arithritis!
I hate when black people don't say words. Traci kept saying "Murralind." That really irked my nerves. In other episodes, she never pronounced her words correctly...
I guess none of the girls like Kevin Sr. (Traci's husband). But yea, he does need to move his wife down to Atlanta. "Happy wife, happy life" - right? He does look weird. I'm sorry sir, but if you have gray hair - TIME TO TAKE THE DREADS OUT!!!
Trina said "ham no burger" smh! I'm mad Traci offered them two-day old fried chicken and fish! I mean fried chicken and fish is only good right after it's fried! Don't let it sit in the refrigerator and get soggy because it'll look and taste funny. She could have cooked though! I mean how hard is spaghetti and meatballs? I would be mad if my brother invited me over after never being there and his wife didn't cook!
Towanda looks sooo much better with that weave instead of those juvenile pigtails (in her confessional)!
Aw the girls do sound great! I can hear Toni over all of them! How sweet! A bunch of nostalgic (is that the right word?) moments! Alright Mommy Evelyn for being the director!
I still can't believe that Mommy Evelyn had a hair salon because some of her daughter's hair styles are a little 0_o sometimes!
LMFAO! So funny when the owners of the house came back and only wanted to arrest Toni! I would have been too shamed! Although, it was a bit much to be singing on the front stoop like you were 12, although they did sound great!
Tamar, LET IT GO! Mommy Evelyn and Daddy are not getting together! Toni, your family IS dyfunctional! Hell, all families are dysfunctional! Mine is too! You don't know that because we don't have a reality show! I hope we do get one! My family doesn't even need writers - we got that on lock!
That's kind of odd - to be talking about your wedding even though if you supposedly over your marriage. I don't think you can be over a marriage when you were with that person since you were 14 years old! You will probably always have feelings for that person because they were your first love!
Mommy Evelyn must have grown up in Baltimore! Her saying, "We not gone be here with his new wife! We not gone have that!" I don't blame you Mommy Evelyn!
They need to leave Toni alone and let her GROWN ASS pose for Playboy! She's not an 18-year old blonde trying to pull a Holly Madison and marry Hugh Hefner! Let her pose! I mean she has Lupus AND heart disease - but Hef still sought her out because she was sexy! Let her pose!
Okay, I'm tired of them calling their parents Mommy and Daddy. They all grown, STOP THAT! I only call my mom, Mommy when I want something. I always call my dad, Dad. If I were them, once he cheated on Mommy Evelyn - I would have lost all respect, trust and expectations in him! So him not showing up to dinner wouldn't have really bothered me. When you lower your expectations (of anyone: a lover, a parent, a friend), you lower your disappointments! You shouldn't have to do this, but that's how it goes!
Yea...Daddy is not showing up! Toni, quit dreaming! If he didn't show up to dinner in "Murriland" where he lives, he damn sho' ain't flying to Atlanta! Get your mind out the gutter!!!
Oooh Trina that sucks! My father's new wife would have not been invited either. He still should have shown up, as he is your father. By the way, didn't Trina look JUST like Toni in her wedding picture? (Oh and Trina, it's the Strait of Gilbraltar)
Yea, Trina - only Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie can get out of their community service by talking to underprivileged youth. So, get to slicing those tomatoes!
Oooh this next episode is going to be a doozy! Daddy called Mommy Evelyn "a damn lie!" Can't wait til next Tuesday!
In the beginning, I think they should go home for closure. However I do feel the same way about them upset with their Daddy who's a minister cheating on Mommy Evelyn. I know a few ministers/deacons sleeping with church folk and cheating on their wives!
Umm yea...about those old family pictures: Toni looks the same, she looks better with age. Towanda looks like she had a happy childhood, she was always cheesing. Tamar was an ugly ass child! I'm glad Mommy Evelyn had her in braces! I'm also glad she got some plastic surgery but she needs to stop because she's gone overboard. Traci looks the same. I didn't get a chance to see Trina
Trina should have taken Dr. Sherri's advice. Why would you drive yourself to dinner and order a glass of wine? Gabe is right for bringing it up! You need to be reminded until it soaks in your head! QUIT DRINKING!
Toni is hella late! Like all the time! I would always tell her an hour before the time so she would only be "fashionably late."
Trip: I'm mad Mommy Evelyn hasn't seen her grandson in over a year! Smh! I would be too upset if Grandma Gail or my Big Mama ain't seen me in over a year and I had rheumatoid arithritis!
I hate when black people don't say words. Traci kept saying "Murralind." That really irked my nerves. In other episodes, she never pronounced her words correctly...
I guess none of the girls like Kevin Sr. (Traci's husband). But yea, he does need to move his wife down to Atlanta. "Happy wife, happy life" - right? He does look weird. I'm sorry sir, but if you have gray hair - TIME TO TAKE THE DREADS OUT!!!
Trina said "ham no burger" smh! I'm mad Traci offered them two-day old fried chicken and fish! I mean fried chicken and fish is only good right after it's fried! Don't let it sit in the refrigerator and get soggy because it'll look and taste funny. She could have cooked though! I mean how hard is spaghetti and meatballs? I would be mad if my brother invited me over after never being there and his wife didn't cook!
Towanda looks sooo much better with that weave instead of those juvenile pigtails (in her confessional)!
Aw the girls do sound great! I can hear Toni over all of them! How sweet! A bunch of nostalgic (is that the right word?) moments! Alright Mommy Evelyn for being the director!
I still can't believe that Mommy Evelyn had a hair salon because some of her daughter's hair styles are a little 0_o sometimes!
LMFAO! So funny when the owners of the house came back and only wanted to arrest Toni! I would have been too shamed! Although, it was a bit much to be singing on the front stoop like you were 12, although they did sound great!
Tamar, LET IT GO! Mommy Evelyn and Daddy are not getting together! Toni, your family IS dyfunctional! Hell, all families are dysfunctional! Mine is too! You don't know that because we don't have a reality show! I hope we do get one! My family doesn't even need writers - we got that on lock!
That's kind of odd - to be talking about your wedding even though if you supposedly over your marriage. I don't think you can be over a marriage when you were with that person since you were 14 years old! You will probably always have feelings for that person because they were your first love!
Mommy Evelyn must have grown up in Baltimore! Her saying, "We not gone be here with his new wife! We not gone have that!" I don't blame you Mommy Evelyn!
They need to leave Toni alone and let her GROWN ASS pose for Playboy! She's not an 18-year old blonde trying to pull a Holly Madison and marry Hugh Hefner! Let her pose! I mean she has Lupus AND heart disease - but Hef still sought her out because she was sexy! Let her pose!
Okay, I'm tired of them calling their parents Mommy and Daddy. They all grown, STOP THAT! I only call my mom, Mommy when I want something. I always call my dad, Dad. If I were them, once he cheated on Mommy Evelyn - I would have lost all respect, trust and expectations in him! So him not showing up to dinner wouldn't have really bothered me. When you lower your expectations (of anyone: a lover, a parent, a friend), you lower your disappointments! You shouldn't have to do this, but that's how it goes!
Yea...Daddy is not showing up! Toni, quit dreaming! If he didn't show up to dinner in "Murriland" where he lives, he damn sho' ain't flying to Atlanta! Get your mind out the gutter!!!
Oooh Trina that sucks! My father's new wife would have not been invited either. He still should have shown up, as he is your father. By the way, didn't Trina look JUST like Toni in her wedding picture? (Oh and Trina, it's the Strait of Gilbraltar)
Yea, Trina - only Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie can get out of their community service by talking to underprivileged youth. So, get to slicing those tomatoes!
Oooh this next episode is going to be a doozy! Daddy called Mommy Evelyn "a damn lie!" Can't wait til next Tuesday!
Monday, June 6, 2011
RHOOC - The Finale
Looks like the Orange County Housewives are giving the New Jersey ones a run for their money!
Where do I start with this one?
I kind of feel sorry for Vicki, but then again she was never really home and worked a bunch! Then again, Donn never seemed like he wanted to do anything! He was always wallowing around watering plants while Vicki was making money and going "WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!" - they both lacked communication, which is very important in relationships.
If I were Vicki's make-up artist, I would have charged her for every time she kept crying. I mean, why are you crying when you filed for divorce? Then want to get mad when he doesn't answer your phone calls! Hell, I wouldn't answer them either!
About the Tamra/Jeana situation - I'm #TeamTamra. Jeana has no right to be going to the press telling them what's going on with Tamra and Simon's divorce. Were you married to either of them? Regardless of what you think went on in their marriage, it's none of your business to be running to E! and telling them what Simon is telling you. Tamra's boyfriend, Eddie is a good one. Not many men would stick around for all that drama! I get sick of watching it, can you imagine LIVING it!
I'm getting sick of Alexis Bellino's behind! I used to like her but now I'm #TeamPeggy. Alexis is fake, petty, should I go on? WHO CARES IF PEGGY DATED YOUR HUSBAND?! You all are both married, quit worrying about what went on 15 years ago. On Watch What Happens Live with Andy Bravo, Peggy mentioned how embarrassed she was that she dated him. She doesn't want your man! Alexis is always talking about Jesus and God but yet everything she does contradicts it. God doesn't want you to change yourself, yet you go and get Botox every 3 months for wrinkles! You're not supposed to wear revealing clothing and all of those dresses from Alexis Couture are short and basically show your ass like RHONY's Sonja's costume. She's constantly judging other people, that's not Christian-like!
Anyhoo, I'm really feeling Peggy now. At first, I didn't like her because she was "the new girl" but I got sick of Alexis and her talking about Jim and her being made from his rib, I'm like YAY!!! for Peggy's calm and serene nature. She and Micah fit well with Tamra and Eddie. I think Jim's pessimisstic attitude was kind of a turn-off for Peggy and her holistic lifestyle. However, Peggy can be a little messy. I didn't like how she was like "hey y'all...don't talk about Donn" all loud and whatnot - like can you have some tact?
On to the Tamra vs. Jeana fight! Kudos to Tamra for standing up to herself that witch (just look at the chin mole) Jeana. Jeana shouldn't have shown up! And why she calling Simon after the fight, you messing with him? Like how is that ANY of your business?!
This season was rather interesting, I'm just ready for the reunion! Bring on the drama!
Where do I start with this one?
I kind of feel sorry for Vicki, but then again she was never really home and worked a bunch! Then again, Donn never seemed like he wanted to do anything! He was always wallowing around watering plants while Vicki was making money and going "WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!" - they both lacked communication, which is very important in relationships.
If I were Vicki's make-up artist, I would have charged her for every time she kept crying. I mean, why are you crying when you filed for divorce? Then want to get mad when he doesn't answer your phone calls! Hell, I wouldn't answer them either!
About the Tamra/Jeana situation - I'm #TeamTamra. Jeana has no right to be going to the press telling them what's going on with Tamra and Simon's divorce. Were you married to either of them? Regardless of what you think went on in their marriage, it's none of your business to be running to E! and telling them what Simon is telling you. Tamra's boyfriend, Eddie is a good one. Not many men would stick around for all that drama! I get sick of watching it, can you imagine LIVING it!
I'm getting sick of Alexis Bellino's behind! I used to like her but now I'm #TeamPeggy. Alexis is fake, petty, should I go on? WHO CARES IF PEGGY DATED YOUR HUSBAND?! You all are both married, quit worrying about what went on 15 years ago. On Watch What Happens Live with Andy Bravo, Peggy mentioned how embarrassed she was that she dated him. She doesn't want your man! Alexis is always talking about Jesus and God but yet everything she does contradicts it. God doesn't want you to change yourself, yet you go and get Botox every 3 months for wrinkles! You're not supposed to wear revealing clothing and all of those dresses from Alexis Couture are short and basically show your ass like RHONY's Sonja's costume. She's constantly judging other people, that's not Christian-like!
Anyhoo, I'm really feeling Peggy now. At first, I didn't like her because she was "the new girl" but I got sick of Alexis and her talking about Jim and her being made from his rib, I'm like YAY!!! for Peggy's calm and serene nature. She and Micah fit well with Tamra and Eddie. I think Jim's pessimisstic attitude was kind of a turn-off for Peggy and her holistic lifestyle. However, Peggy can be a little messy. I didn't like how she was like "hey y'all...don't talk about Donn" all loud and whatnot - like can you have some tact?
On to the Tamra vs. Jeana fight! Kudos to Tamra for standing up to herself that witch (just look at the chin mole) Jeana. Jeana shouldn't have shown up! And why she calling Simon after the fight, you messing with him? Like how is that ANY of your business?!
This season was rather interesting, I'm just ready for the reunion! Bring on the drama!
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
RHONJ - Sealed with a Diss
This episode was alot calmer than the last two! Where's the drama Bravo?
We start out with Kathy talking to her husband Rich. She is so messy, like why can't you tend your two children and husband? You call yourself Teresa's "true cousin" but in your confessionals all your do is slander her! Make up your mind, which is it?! How obvious is it that Kathy wants to be BFF with Caroline? I mean who goes to someone else's house and tries to make nice knowing that it won't work? Let's get one thing straight, Teresa didn't blow your chance at a great first impression with Caroline - YOU DID! If she's your "true cousin" then you would have made plans outside of the Posche Fashion to meet with her to talk to her about her unattended baby girl Audriana!
I'm glad Teresa is making money for her family! The saying is true, "If you want something done, let a woman do it!" FYI Teresa, the word is "ingredients" - it's already plural. It's okay baby!
Joe Giudice is making things worse for "Tre" with Joey Gorga. I mean just put on a happy face when your around him. You don't have to be brothers with him. Make nice for your wife. Didn't you say, "Happy wife, happy life."?
When Joey got mad at Melissa for not having a sex everyday, I wanted to take the hat they put on Gino and slap him with it. I wish my future husband would! Boy boom! He acts like he doesn't have a hand and some porn! Maybe if he listened to his wife and carressed her, then just maybe he would get some nookey!
Once again, how messy is Kathy? Melissa stated that Kathy wanted Teresa to apologize to Melissa. Why is Kathy worried? Shouldn't she be worried about taking care of unattended children?
When Jacqueline went to Psychic Tia, it made me want to go one. I mean I just want to go for fun and see what they say! Maybe I'll make a Girl's Night?
When Caroline's boys moved in, I thought it was nice how everyone helped. And I'm with ya on that one, "I'm supervising." When we moved into our house, I didn't move hardly anything! I just made sure that all my stuff got transferred from the old house to the new house. Jacqueline is a cool aunt! My aunt would probably be me a stripper pole or a mirror for my bed room! But I highly DOUBT that my mama would carry it/help install it! Haha! White people too close!
The Manzo boys and their "mister" truly do have a bachelor pad. Champagne in Dixie cups? That's something my uncles do! And about Lauren and Vito moving in - when are they going to get engaged? They've been dating since BEFORE the show started, where is the ring? You becoming too available Lauren.
Jacqueline's parents came to visit. While Jacqueline and her dad were talking about Ashley, I cringed. Ashle really grinds my gears! "I have to wake up early. I have to drive into the city." - yes, that's what regular people do. In the words of Oprah, "It doesn't matter what you mama did or what your daddy didn't do. You are in charge of your life." I could see if Ashley's dad was a crack addict that stays in and out of jail and her mom spent all her time at the boat gambling away their money. Your family is on Real Housewives of New Jersey for crying out loud! Get a grip! Wake up early and go to your internship on time! That's all I have to say about that!
Kathy's visit to Caroline's home left me like this 0_o. You see how nosey Kathy is, looking all around Caroline house and whatnot. Kathy, worry about you and your family and quit meddling into the Gorga business. I wish someone would tell me that I abandoned by future children. Caroline, "I don't care." And yes, she was judging you because you stepped into her husband's business and started drama. Leave the drama at home! It's obvious that you are trying to get Caroline's approval because you went over to her house to apologize - grrrr! Okay I'm done talking about them!
I'm mad Joey Gorga is still hype on this no sex thing! He acts like he never used his hands before. I really didn't need to know about your family's sex drive! Reason #5720850872 that husbands should not be in the confessional for the Real HouseWIVES!
Again, Kathy wants Caroline's approval. She said, "I don't want Caroline thinking I'm a trouble maker." But didn't she just say, "I'm a grown woman, I don't need anyone's approval." She's confused.
Kathy's husband, Rich and Joey Gorga need to go somewhere. All this confessional business. This show is about your wives - NOT YOU! Rich, no one cares if Teresa treats your wife "rude" - she brought it on herself!
When Teresa went shopping with Caroline and Jacqueline, "alls" I wanted her to do was SHADDUP! She kept talking! Let them get something out! This also happened when Teresa went to Jacqueline's house to write the letter. We all know that at the end of the day, Teresa is going to do what she pleases - so it's not use in putting your 2cents in! I'm glad Teresa settled on a nice way of getting her point across when writing the letter.
I hope next week has more drama!
Check back next week for the next blog! Who knows, I may even blog about the Real Housewives of Orange County Finale!
We start out with Kathy talking to her husband Rich. She is so messy, like why can't you tend your two children and husband? You call yourself Teresa's "true cousin" but in your confessionals all your do is slander her! Make up your mind, which is it?! How obvious is it that Kathy wants to be BFF with Caroline? I mean who goes to someone else's house and tries to make nice knowing that it won't work? Let's get one thing straight, Teresa didn't blow your chance at a great first impression with Caroline - YOU DID! If she's your "true cousin" then you would have made plans outside of the Posche Fashion to meet with her to talk to her about her unattended baby girl Audriana!
I'm glad Teresa is making money for her family! The saying is true, "If you want something done, let a woman do it!" FYI Teresa, the word is "ingredients" - it's already plural. It's okay baby!
Joe Giudice is making things worse for "Tre" with Joey Gorga. I mean just put on a happy face when your around him. You don't have to be brothers with him. Make nice for your wife. Didn't you say, "Happy wife, happy life."?
When Joey got mad at Melissa for not having a sex everyday, I wanted to take the hat they put on Gino and slap him with it. I wish my future husband would! Boy boom! He acts like he doesn't have a hand and some porn! Maybe if he listened to his wife and carressed her, then just maybe he would get some nookey!
Once again, how messy is Kathy? Melissa stated that Kathy wanted Teresa to apologize to Melissa. Why is Kathy worried? Shouldn't she be worried about taking care of unattended children?
When Jacqueline went to Psychic Tia, it made me want to go one. I mean I just want to go for fun and see what they say! Maybe I'll make a Girl's Night?
When Caroline's boys moved in, I thought it was nice how everyone helped. And I'm with ya on that one, "I'm supervising." When we moved into our house, I didn't move hardly anything! I just made sure that all my stuff got transferred from the old house to the new house. Jacqueline is a cool aunt! My aunt would probably be me a stripper pole or a mirror for my bed room! But I highly DOUBT that my mama would carry it/help install it! Haha! White people too close!
The Manzo boys and their "mister" truly do have a bachelor pad. Champagne in Dixie cups? That's something my uncles do! And about Lauren and Vito moving in - when are they going to get engaged? They've been dating since BEFORE the show started, where is the ring? You becoming too available Lauren.
Jacqueline's parents came to visit. While Jacqueline and her dad were talking about Ashley, I cringed. Ashle really grinds my gears! "I have to wake up early. I have to drive into the city." - yes, that's what regular people do. In the words of Oprah, "It doesn't matter what you mama did or what your daddy didn't do. You are in charge of your life." I could see if Ashley's dad was a crack addict that stays in and out of jail and her mom spent all her time at the boat gambling away their money. Your family is on Real Housewives of New Jersey for crying out loud! Get a grip! Wake up early and go to your internship on time! That's all I have to say about that!
Kathy's visit to Caroline's home left me like this 0_o. You see how nosey Kathy is, looking all around Caroline house and whatnot. Kathy, worry about you and your family and quit meddling into the Gorga business. I wish someone would tell me that I abandoned by future children. Caroline, "I don't care." And yes, she was judging you because you stepped into her husband's business and started drama. Leave the drama at home! It's obvious that you are trying to get Caroline's approval because you went over to her house to apologize - grrrr! Okay I'm done talking about them!
I'm mad Joey Gorga is still hype on this no sex thing! He acts like he never used his hands before. I really didn't need to know about your family's sex drive! Reason #5720850872 that husbands should not be in the confessional for the Real HouseWIVES!
Again, Kathy wants Caroline's approval. She said, "I don't want Caroline thinking I'm a trouble maker." But didn't she just say, "I'm a grown woman, I don't need anyone's approval." She's confused.
Kathy's husband, Rich and Joey Gorga need to go somewhere. All this confessional business. This show is about your wives - NOT YOU! Rich, no one cares if Teresa treats your wife "rude" - she brought it on herself!
When Teresa went shopping with Caroline and Jacqueline, "alls" I wanted her to do was SHADDUP! She kept talking! Let them get something out! This also happened when Teresa went to Jacqueline's house to write the letter. We all know that at the end of the day, Teresa is going to do what she pleases - so it's not use in putting your 2cents in! I'm glad Teresa settled on a nice way of getting her point across when writing the letter.
I hope next week has more drama!
Check back next week for the next blog! Who knows, I may even blog about the Real Housewives of Orange County Finale!
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