Caroline's children are so cute. They're used to being together and now that they aren't, they can't take it. That's like KJ and I. We miss each other HARD but when we're together, we're fighting like crazy.
I don't understand why every housewife's child gets to do a confessional. This is the Real HouseWIVES of New Jersey. Not the Real FAMILIES of New Jersey.
Ever since Melissa said, "a wench like me" and not "a wretch like me" when she was singing "Amazing Grace" - she lost ALL respect for me as a person AND singer. By the way, what's up with Melissa always shouting out to Jesus? *in my Melissa voice* Thank you Jesus! Like stop that! I love Jesus but she sounds facetious when she's doing it. Joe doesn't want Melissa to be a singer because she won't be able to cook him dinner every night. Typical. Since you can afford a nanny, why don't you hire a chef too? Melissa is an AVERAGE singer. She's just okay. I'm not hating, nor am I an American Idol judge, but I know what my ears say. She needs to work on her runs and her pitch problems. I just won't be buying any of her records.
I have to give the Giudice's all the respect in the world. They are still sticking together. You can tell that they really love each other and that they are "ride or die" for each other. I mean Joe was flipping pizzas to support his family. Now that's a man. What's the name of that song that has lyrics that say, "I was told the definition of a man was to never cry, work til you die and provide" - okay I probably messed up a few lyrics but Joe Giudice is that. He's still providing for his family, no matter what the tabloids say.
What's up with everyone buying restaurants? First Teresa, now Kathy. Seems likes everyone wants to be like my girl Teresa. Kathy wants belly dancers in her restaurant. This is New Jersey, not Morrocco. No one wants to see a half-naked girl dancing in their husband's/boyfriend's face while their on a date. Maybe some do, but I know I don't. Is it Just me or is Rich (Kathy's husband) extra weird?
Melissa still feeds her 3-year old? Most three-year olds are begging and screaming to feed themselves. I will not be feeding my three year old. You can feed yourself. It's okay.
You can tell these people (Joe and Melissa Gorga) have nothing better to do with their lives. Who just up and builds a recording studio in their basement? Go donate to charity. That's what Jesus would want you to do.
I don't know what to think of Jacqueline this season...it's like she's just kind of....there. But yea I don't think there should be too many glasses of wine at the Giudice/Gorga Holiday Cocktail party.
I'm with Chris Manzo! I want real Christmas trees. I almost DIED when I saw my mom put up a fake tree one year. Even though I HATE sweeping up needles from under the tree, I wouldn't have it any other way. The smell of pine needles is what makes Christmas.
Okay, now Lauren and her brothers are just being extra. Is it that hard to send a text to your brother? Moving on...Is their roommate Greg gay? I'm pretty sure, but who care?
Ahhh! The return of Kim G...She's just feigning for a spot on the show. All this drama. Just because you had a brain tumor, doesn't give you the right to be EXTRA MESSY! Who cares about Teresa's finances? If it's not affecting what you eat and your clothes, then don't worry about it. I'm happy Jacqueline stood up for her AND Teresa. That's a TRUE friend!
Maybe Teresa and Jo have money in an off-shore account or something because they are still living in the fab lane. But who cares right? Anyhoo, that Monica girl. Like WTF?! I wonder what really happened. You have no tact or class. How do you first meet someone then say something that you don't want getting out, but say "keep it on the hush hush" - they didn't know! So if you would have shut your mouth.....
Kim G: hi! Meet my friend Monica.
Monica *to Melissa and Kathy*: I'm suing Teresa. I'm confused...why are Rich and Kathy meeting with Al Manzo? Moving on...
There are three sides to the story. Your side, their side and the truth.
Melissa/Joe, why would Kathy and Rich be invited? Are they friends with Jacqueline and her husband? No...okay. Bye. Joe Gorga just told Greg that he was tall, noooo buddy - you're just short. Why is Melissa and Joe tripping about this trip? Move on, you weren't invited. This is not junior high. You couldn't have gone anyway. Antonia had a recital. Moving on...
I think Joe Gorga likes to cross dress...he was Snooki for Halloween and now he's dressing up in Jacqueline's dress. Interesting....I don't know of any men who enjoy dressing in women's clothing. Cross dressing just doesn't seem fun to me...
Okay Joe Giudice is trying to find out what time the party starts and Melissa is still ignoring him. Like damn, the man is trying! ANSWER HIM!
The next epsiode looks like drama...I'm tired of Melissa talking about Jesus. "It's Jesus' birthday and I need it to be perfect" - umm Jesus was born in a barn, he doesn't care about your party and the table settings being perfect!!! Until next time....
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