We start out this episode with Reginae's birthday party. She looks JUST like Wayne. *in my Maury voice* YOU ARE THE FATHER! Wait, did Toya just say, "You lookeded so pretty" - okay I'm done. Reginae is channeling Phaedra with those rhinestones on her eyes.
Tiny's back! Lawd, I didn't even have to hear her voice to know it was her. She is the ONLY person who has a voice like that! Toya mentions that Wayne met Memphis and Wayne approves. Great! It's always great to have your ex-husband approve of your fiance. This was filmed right after Tiny and T.I. got married. A short time after, T.I. got sent back to jail for violating probation. So of course Tiny says, "Newlywed and missing a husband." Umm, boo boo YOU were in the car too. You should have had sense enough to tell your "hunni" that driving around with amphetamines and other drugs isn't such a great idea. I'm sure you enjoy the flowers he sends you every so often.
Rudy doesn't know what to do. Get a job or a get a GED? How about GET BOTH! What else are you doing with your time? Moving on...
Toya is promoting her store by wearing the "I'm a Garbie" tee - make your paper boo boo. Oh lawd! Toya wants to produce a "real" video for her TRIFELON brother, Walter. Has anyone seen said video. Walter just said, "she acknowledged my needs." While Toya is shelling out all this moving producing videos, getting restaurants and whatnot - what are y'all doing to help her our? Just because she popped out Lil' Wayne's baby doesn't mean the entire family should benefit.
On the shoot of Walter's video...*side-eye* - this is worse than Lil' Boosie's videos. Singing in front of dilapidated houses in the 9th ward of New Orleans - yea that's a hit! Toya just said, "This brings back so much memories." Why can't the producers tell her about her grammar? I think they like making fun of her grammar, just like we do. Then Walter says, "This where my daddy introduced my mama to drugs." Way to go Walter. While Toya and Rudy are remembering t the good times and you bring up the fact that Crazy Nita was on crack. Two claps for you!
Ew! Did Toya and her daddy kiss on the lips? Omg! Ew! She's grown! She has a child! She's been married and is engaged and you kissing her on the lips? Ew!!!! Moving on...
Toya, "You look a whole lot happy." Don't you mean "happier" - I mean like really? Toya mentions that her dad is having another baby. So he has a 12-year old grandchild (it doesn't matter that Toya had her in junior high) and one on the way? Whoever he knocks up is NASTY AS THEE HELL! Then Toya says, "I told you not to have no more babies" - are you his mother? He can stick his penis wherever he chooses, he's grown! It's still nasty to be old as hell having babies. But I digress...
Therapy time! Rudy mentions how he doesn't get along with Casey. Rudy does act wayyyy more mature than Casey. Does everyone in the family want to be a rapper? See what you done did Trifelon?!
Toya is trying to pull a Kardashian move. Use sex to get ahead in life. Think about it, who would have known who Kim, Khloe and Kourtney were unless Kim had a sextape with Ray J? Who would know who Toya is, if it weren't for Reginae? Someone please get Toya a tissue. Tears just falling down her face and she steady whining. Toya does make a good point though, everyone expects her to sponsor their get-rich-quick schemes (Nita's restaurant, Walter's rap career, Rudy's move to LA).
I wonder how much child support Toya gets for Reginae. She just said, "I just opened my store with my money. Not with what Wayne give me." Makes you think. Y'all think Lil' Wayne could be my baby daddy? I could be BFF with Toya, Nivea and Lauren London. We could tweet each other. Reginae could tweet me too. Okay I'm done.
Walter didn't know how Toya felt. Boy! No one cares that you were in jail for 10 years. Toya doesn't owe you a damn thing! I know you have a lot of thoughts written on tissue, but you need to get your career started on your own merit, not on Toya's.
Next episode: Toya finally sits down and hashes out her differences with Tosha (Walter's wife/Pai'chence's mom). Memphis gets advice again (I feel like they just trying to give him air time because all of his scenes are of him getting advice for getting married). And Toya and Memphis have a sex-scene (I wonder if Wayne approved of that).
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