Thursday, July 7, 2011

Toya: A Family Affair - Looking into the Future

Sorry this blog is a little late! I was baby-sitting on Tuesday and the people for whom I baby-sat for had BET on the Parental Control. Which means, it was BLOCKED! Where they do that at? I guess that's good :/ 


This scene with Toya and Memphis is kind of awkward. Only the cast of The Hills can re-act scenes without it being perceived as fake. Toya and Memphis can't act. Really, why did Memphis say, "I'm a sex monkey" - what about a "sex machine" - who says "sex monkey" - like that's not even normal. 


When was this show taped? The episode where Walter and Tosha got married, it looked hot and sunny and everyone is wearing shorts and tanks. But on this episode, Rudy and Sperm Daddy are wearing skull caps while having a heart-to-heart on the levee. What gives BET? 


Rudy tells us that he quit the construction job *insert side-eye* - has he finished high school yet? I don't think he's a fan of hard work, and the main reason is because of him being "the baby boy" of the family. It happens in every family. My little brother is afraid of flying insects. Literally, he will RUN from a fly...don't ask him to do a construction job. But my brother will always find a way to "work smarter and not harder" - so what is Rudy doing to make money now? Toya goes all over the world? *insert side-eye*


On to the next scene, Casey and GayGay argue! Yes!!! GayGay is right - Casey is VERY childish. But really, what is Casey doing that's gonna pay off BIGGGG? He claims he's not selling drugs or on the corner? But he's in jail STILL for having cocaine. GayGay's accent is almost as bad as Toya's. Tell me how Daddy is going to make things all right, but you still in jail? You gonna send the 8 cents an hour you make to GayGay? Lemme stop...


Danielle must have had a C-section for her not to be able to sit down. Toya wanting to have a baby AFTER she gets married is a BIG SHOCK, I mean didn't she have Reginae when she was in middle school? She was just 13/14...


Moving on, Walter is giving Casey advice. Has Walter rapping made him any money? Anyhoo, Walter is actually making sense in this scene. You HAVE to respect the mother of your child, regardless if she's a hooker, your wife, a one-night stand, etc. He's not being TRIFELON for a change. AW! :) 


Walter is back at being TRIFELON again. He's mad because Rudy can move on with his life and that he can't because his probation says that he must stay in Louisiana for the next 3-5 years? How selfish of him! Walter is acting like Rudy is NEVER coming back or like he can't go visit him in LA. 


We need to put this family in some grammar lessons!!! Walter: "I just come home." Lawd, please help them! Toya: "Rudy have to live his life." They don't have any knowledge of subject-verb agreement WHATSOEVER!!!


Has anyone read Toya's book, Priceless Inspirations? I haven't. I do have one question...is her book paperback? *insert side-eye* Toya, what's deeper about your life? You did get pregnant in middle school. You did marry a rapper. What else? You did end up lucky! 


On the next episdoe, Tiny returns! Toya wants to produce a music video for Walter. They go to counseling. Can't wait!!!

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